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'Private Gillis Lynch reportn for duty SIR !'
'Unprovoked, the toliet paper vacated the roll, chased me down the long hallway and assaulted me'
'I then, forcibly, removed the toilet paper from the mouth of Private Gillis'
'You do the crime, you do the time!'
on the 'wrong' side of the law,
'America's toughest sheriff'
Maricopa County Sheriff
Sheriff Joe's Tent City Jail
'An experience you will always
if you own your own fan
Electrical power FREE
Just plug into one of four extension cord receptacles
with three other inmates
issue with prison uniform
Green balony with canned string beans (heated)
Green hotdogs on national holidays
All food is FREE
No food coloring additives
Team Training Graduation of Gillis and Jumpin Joe Kramer
Lane: 'Gillis, how did you become a guide dog?' 'You're the guy that runs all the toliet paper off the rolls and tries to eat it.'
Gillis: 'Well, Lane, during your career, you porked down gazillions of Kleenexes.'
Lane: 'I'm kool with that!' Gillis: 'Kool here too!'. Lane: 'Koool!'.
guide dog puppy Gillis
guide dog Gillis
Academic Professional Faculty Emeritus
Arizona State University
Improving lives of people with little or no sight!