Gillis

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'Private Gillis Lynch reportn for duty SIR !'


 
 

Suspect:
'Unprovoked, the toliet paper vacated the roll, chased me down the long hallway and assaulted me'


 
 

Prosecution witness:
'I then, forcibly, removed the toilet paper from the mouth of Private Gillis'


 
 

Sheriff:
'You do the crime, you do the time!'


 
 

Gillis' Buddy

If you're on the 'wrong' side of the law,
meet
'America's toughest sheriff'

Maricopa County Sheriff

Joe Arpaio

 Welcome
to
Sheriff Joe's Tent City Jail

'An experience you will always remember'
 

Amenities...

Air conditioning, if you own your own fan
Electrical power FREE
Just plug into one of four extension cord receptacles
with three other inmates
 

Clothing:

Pink underwear FREE
issue with prison uniform
 

Menu:

Green balony with canned string beans (heated)

Green hotdogs on national holidays

All food is FREE

No food coloring additives

WYSIWYG
 

Beverages:

Sink Water
 
 
 

2006 Team Training Graduation of Gillis and Jumpin Joe Kramer
 


Lane: 'Gillis, how did you become a guide dog?'  'You're the guy that runs all the toliet paper off the rolls and tries to eat it.'

Gillis: 'Well, Lane, during your career, you porked down gazillions of Kleenexes.'

Lane: 'I'm kool with that!'  Gillis: 'Kool here too!'.  Lane: 'Koool!'.


 
 
 


 
 

Fan Mail...

guide dog puppy Gillis

lynchfitz@earthlink.net
 
 

guide dog Gillis

lynchfitz@earthlink.net
 
 
 

Robert M. Thomas
Academic Professional Faculty Emeritus
Emeritus College
Arizona State University
Tempe, Arizona

evesmaster@msn.com
 

Improving lives of people with little or no sight!